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Thursday, 14 August 2014

I Don't Know...

...how I got a B in Physics Unit 4. The paper was really evil in itself and should have been killed with fire.

(Still got a C overall in Physics, though, but that's fair enough considering the other grades)

This morning before going in I was all like this:


I slipped into my persona of confidence (who also has her own name but is still attached to me) and walked in and got my A*AC which I needed for my university.


Happy Results, one and all!

Thursday, 7 August 2014

Questions from Google

Okay Google, what is...

Your IP address is 123.45.232.45 if it is. It is unlikely to be.
Halal meat is meat prepared in a certain way that appeals to the Islamic market.
The minimum wage varies by country. According to gov.uk, it's £6.31 for a 21 year old or older (but it says 2013 so...). For us 18-20 year olds it's £5.03. We're cheaper.
Love is a feeling between people. Often people take it only as romantic love but there's other kinds of love too and that should always be remembered.

Where is my...

Your meerkat is trying to escape and you should let it. They don't make very good pets anyway.
Your passport should be where you last left it. If it isn't, someone's been organising your house, and it could be you.


If you even need to ask Google that, you really are not doing yourself any favours.

Do it yourself:

a) Measure yourself on some bathroom scales.
b) If you need to, convert the measurement to kilograms (there are online converters that do this)
c) Multiply by 9.8(1) using a calculator, and you have your weight in Newtons. On the surface of Earth, anyway.

Most likely Windows, or possibly iOS. (Linux users wouldn't need to Google it, I hope)

Alice. Or Bob.

Looking at it for fun or because you're serious? For fun only: Okay, cool. Serious: you're taking it all too seriously and you shouldn't really because when you're born has little effect on your day-to-day life. Your birthday comes once a year. Not every day.